The Rainbow Empire of Her Malue is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Edward with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.795 billion Her Malueans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oraclia. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Her Maluean economy, worth 865 trillion Walis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,363 Walis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Her Malue's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Her Malue is ranked 288,897^th in the world and 5,071^st in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.37 kickbacks per hour.